Total Medals Earned: 19 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 290 Points
Medals Earned: 2/17 (10/385 points)
Jump out
Reach Floor 10
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/325 points)
Open up the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 8/10 (140/290 points)
Crush yourself with a rock, you must.
Learn a valuable lesson about fire safety.
It's a long way down.
Run out of time.
Become king of the schoolyard.
Get creative with fishing.
Obtain the ultimate weapon.
Kill everyone.
Ruin everyone's life without killing anything.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/305 points)
Die
Kill a cop
Have 30 rats
Beat the game without taking damage
Beat the game without summoning anything
Parry a bullet
Kill a boss
Medals Earned: 4/41 (20/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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